The Average Person

i've been thinking lately of what or who the average person is. and im pretty sure im not the average person. let me lay it out for you. the average person is born some time in January with no dis formed parts and with blue eyes and brown hair. they grow up and start kinder garden at the age of 4 and has 4 or 5 close friends. they grow up and get a 75% to 80% average in school. they get they're first boyfriend/girlfriend at the age of 14 or 15. they get an average paying job and get married at the age of 23 or 24. they have they're first kid at the age of 28 and they're second kid at the age of 30 or 31. they live in a 2 story home and might get divorced once in their life. they drink beer but is not an alcoholic. they then die at the age of 86 or 89. just thought i'd say that. and just and update, i just got a cellphone! yay! :D